The Catholic University of America
The Catholic University of America - Comments and Student Experiences|
The guys here were all losers in highschool and obviously try to change their image in college for their "fresh start"
Every member of the Non-Hazing Frat is a wanna-be ugly bro, its the weirdest group of overweight, skinny/fat, douche baggy group of high school rejects who have nothing to be douchebaggy about, and pay hundreds of dollars a year for guaranteed paid-for frat "brothers".
Every sport house party (football house, rugby house, lax, ect.) is filled with unathletic D3 athletes who think they're the shit when they just got scraped off the floor by our Rival deaf and hearing impaired neighbor university.
Single Sex Dorms? Are you serious? All tour guides and CUA student staff are trained to avoid this topic or to make it seem better, it isn't.
The chances of you having a girl stay in your room past 11pm is slim to none because the RA's check the sign in book and knock on your door to make sure the girl actually is gone and somebody didn't just sign her out.
This school is the most stereotypical white male, conservative, liberal hating, gay hating, abortion hating, school. So GOOD LUCK IF YOU ARE NOT WHITE.
Idk why non white people even apply to this school, like do they want to have no friends or be forced to be friends with the other minorities who look ugly AF. Like you could've picked any other school with the same rankings and you decide to go to the most racist, non white school, like wtf?
Oh and poor white kids, good luck, if you're not wearing anything but Sperry boat shoes, Ralph Lauren, Vineyard Vines, ect. your $20 Wal-mart shirt and 49.99 pair of plastic shades will stick out like a sore thumb and will essentially be pussy repellent, unless you're ripped or above average attractive, then you can be as poor as you want.
You can tell that the less attractive and skinnier guys religiously wear expensive clothes just to show that they have some value in dating them, because they're ugly and skinny.
Most of the students at CUA have also never worked a day in their lives, nothing in high school, and straight to college, ask 10 kids if they know what bussing or running food means (restaurant term), see how many know.
Half the friends that i made, that were also down to earth, transferred by second semester to UMD Towson or GW. Some kids even study harder so they can leave this shithole. Hey but at least we got our own metro stop, which isn't covered by our tuition, it comes right out of pocket. Unlike other schools that pay for kids metro.
2nd year they raised tuition, and still nothing gets done.
wanna have a serious relationship? good luck hiding your girl in your room, and having to be dead silent in fear that an RA might hear you.
Wanna have sex? well think twice, you don't wanna get fined per condom that you have, or they find. Because RA's do have the right to search your rooms.
Oh you wanna sit down and eat lunch? nope, everyone eats lunch at the same time and theres no where for you to sit.
Oh you wanna have your food within 10 minutes of entering the pryz? Ha, enjoy staring at your phone for 15 minutes while waiting on line and awkwardly saying hi to all your classmates/past sexual partners/guys you have ignored, while you wait on line, single file...
Oh you want teachers that speak english, good luck, make sure their name at least is pronounceable.
Oh you think your RA will be cool and go easy on you because you never bother anyone and are chill, but the one time you fuck up, he pulls the "Its my job, don't take this personal card".
Oh you want to fuck up and have not many people know about it? oh well you see the same people at every party, and the same kids as you walk through campus with the same schedules.
This is Highschool V2.
Worst experience of my life, excited to go to a more down to earth GW, in the fall. I gave CUA a second chance with the second semester, and its so bad that i have to leave my good friends whoa can actually bare the ignorance.
never seen a school with such unattractive people, with cocky kids who have nothing to be cocky about.
Don't even get me started on the sorority with the fat asian chick and the pizza faced chubsters.
Fuck you CUA, you can have my 30+ credits because this school has made me hate my major, this school does that to almost everyone, its not even the students' faults, its the shit proffessors who either don't speak english, are graduate trainee's(smart, but shit teachers), or the students who create such a shit environment,i often thought to myself,"shit is this kid the same major as me, wtf, i don't wanna be associated with him or anything about him".
And a big fuck you to Desmond Daniels, the fakest most pretending to be on your side person you'll meet. If he finds one opportunity to fuck you by the book, he'll do it raw, and lay out the hardest punishment your asshole can handle or afford.