Idaho State University

This school is full of flaws. You want to know what those flaws are?
1. No social life. All the people at this college are lazy, boring weirdos that do nothing but watch reruns of Jersey Shore and stuff their faces with cheeseburgers on the weekends.

2. No diversity. I come from a half black half Mexican family and I see hardly any of those people here. Is the school racist or something? They're all Mormons with prestigious bibles and Jesus t-shirts.

3. No challenging classes. This school has no special or upper level classes, they only have classes for, like, stupid people.

4. No hot girls. All the girls here are ugly and boring. None of them are out going. They just want to sit around and play checkers. But a guy be wanting more than that, you know what I mean?

5. The guys here are all jerks. They think they're all so awesome cuz they're dating plain-faced chicks. But, really, they're just stupid idiots playing football for the suckiest team in the entire country. Don't go here.

4th Year Male -- Class 2011

This school is about the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I thought moving to a small town would be nice and cozy, but oh man I was totally wrong. The staff is terrible. Students here are either hicks, Mormon bible humping freaks, or wanna be cool kids. You know that movie, Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah they hit it right on the money. Not only are the people here mostly socially retarded, the town itself is a complete shit hole. Sure its not a complete eye sore, but there is literally nothing to do besides watching movies, going to bars, or sitting around on your ass (which may start resembling a potato if you stay here long enough. seriously they dont call this the land of the potatoes or whatever the fuck for nothing.) Speaking of brown things, there are no other black people in this place!! Like man seriously, where are my bruthas? Oh and did I mention the chicks here are pretty much toe up. Sure theres a couple good looking ones, but most of the smart ones have left. Oh but yeah they're mormon so forget getting laid. (unless they be drunk ha ha)

I guess if you're plain, white, Mormon, and half retarded ISU is the place for you. Yeah, you'll fit right in.

Peace out man--- LamarPS Im headed to the U of A. Hopefully its not as wack there!! Ha

2nd Year Male -- Class 2013

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