 Dril! A Comic By Matt Z.
by The Expulsion!Apr 23, 2007“Dril! A Comic By Matt Z.”
Pfizer’s Viagra invents mascot ‘Afro DJ Yak’ to attract young consumers
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Humor by Heather O’Donnel
Senior Staff Writer for Expulsion
In a press conference last Thursday, Pfizer executives revealed their new mascot “Afro DJ Yak.” Company spokesman Seymour Styffys told reporters that the new mascot aims to attra”
Horrorscopes
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Horrorscopes by Eva Bloodsucking Papilis
Aries
I let a bloodsucking, venomous, hot pink spider with some sharp ass teeth out loose last night. And above all that, I programmed it to come after you! Ha! And you thought you could escape”
“What’s A Goth To Do?”
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“By Andira Nightshade
A Teenager’s Struggle Against the One Night of the Year that She is a Conformist
Halloween, a day that should be a celebration for any dark underling, has recently turned into a day of sorrow for the goth community. And, why, y”
Top 11 Things To Do On Halloween
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Top 11 Things To Do On Halloween
11. Your sister
10. Destroy children’s dreams
9. Acid
8. Eat brains, your friends...”
You Could Have Been So Much More
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Culture by Nick Proferes
As the opening riff kicks in from a distorted, semi-hollowed guitar, a listener might realize that the new Franz Ferdinand album, “You Could Have So Much More” picks up right where the last album left off. Except this t”
Sexxxpulsion: Don’t Knock Masturbation - It’s Sex with Someone You Love!
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Sexxxpulsion by cRistinag
Don’t Knock Masturbation - It’s Sex with Someone You Love!
So we’ve all been there. We call it a “dry spell.” But really... what is dry about it? You’re horny as ever! You have no sexual outlet ”
The Democrats’ Dreams Come True: But What Do They Plan to Do About It?
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Commentary by Meredyth Byrd
The Democrats’ Dreams Come True: But What Do They Plan to Do About It?
Whoa. What happened? Karl Rove, long time nightmare to Democrats everywhere is in trouble for possibly passing on treasonous information and Dick Ch”
Dash Shaw: The Future of Comics… Now.
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Culture by Bobby Pembleton
Dash Shaw is an independent comic artist from Richmond, VA, though he has spent much of his time in New York City, studying at the School of Visual Arts.
Expulsion: How do you know that an idea is something you want to spend”
Vote November 8th!
by The Expulsion!Apr 20, 2007“Vote November 8th!
Elections will be held in the state of Virginia on Tuesday, November 8th! If you’d like to find out where to vote, you can find out at http://www.sbe.virginia.gov/cms/ (there’s a link towards the bottom of the page). There” | News Topics
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