Peer Review:

Statistical Analyzer:

this school is crazy in the fall until it gets cold, then the only thing to do is drink whisky and watch spongebob until the spring. alot of smelly hippies, but they're all fake pussies, so if they give u any trouble just show a little balls and they'll back down. NUGS ARE NOT CHEAP... but good sometimes. Professors are mostly borderline retarded, but thats good because its easy to lie to them and skip class. No classy girls, but a bunch of dirty whores and angry lesbians. Also christians are hated, but if you pretend to worship some random hari krishna incense burning cult then ur cool. the only minorities are on the bb team, are extra hatful of white people, and seem to group together as if there preparing to riot or steal your shit. the food will explode your asshole untill there is nothing left but a bloody stump of a torso leaving you begging for death, but only giving you more and more of the shit called life. the dorms seem to be made of cinder blocks, glue, and asbestos, and in the winter hunks of slate and ice hurdle of the poorly crafted roof, relying on chance to bring some long awaited excitement to campus.