Case Western Reserve University

Date: Dec 06 2003
Major: Aerospace Engineering (This Major's Salary over time)
If you want a degree that will get you anywhere in life, go to Case. However, be aware that Case is probably the most frustrating university you could ever attend. The weather in Cleveland sucks. The meal plan sucks. The dorms suck (but new ones will be built by 2005 and look pretty sweet). The classes and homework are impossible.

The social life is the worst of any college ever. Basically, you have the following types of people here: Mega Nerds (5%)—these kids study all day (and sometimes all night), get straight a's, and act as role models for the lesser Case nerds, they are highly skilled in anything computer-related, they have no social skills and often have one outstanding personal characteristic (i.e. wears a black derby hat to class, has 1852 facial hair, pants up to chest, caucasia-puff, etc)

Nerds (65%)—These people love to hang out in groups and talk about computers, usually led by a Mega-Nerd. They often lack in personal grooming and are in need a serious wardrobe change. They love computers, anime, and fried food.

Worker Nerds (5%)—These socially-inept nerds can often be accepted by all in the Case community since they control the massive amounts of "warez" shared around the Case network. They can also fix your computer.

Loser Turned Pro (15%)—This group of people makes up the closest thing to a party scene that Case has. They were all losers in high school, and, because of the Case social life, they have self designated themselves to be part of the "it" community.

Mock Jocks (5%)—Kids that sat on the bench on bad sports teams in high school suddenly are champion athletes in Case's division 3 horrific athletic programs. They think they're going to Athens in 2004 or something.

Everyone Else (5%)—One in every 20 people you meet will be a genuine normal person. If you are one of these people, you will go through denial Freshman year, but you will learn to accept Case for what it is sometime during your second year. When you start to feel like that, try to find the rest of us (It'll take a while).