(Brown) I'm not a Brown student yet

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Research Quality	F	Research Availability	F
Research Funding	F	Graduate Politics	F
Errand Runners	F	Degree Completion	F
Alternative pay [ta/gsi]	F	Sufficient Pay	F
Competitiveness	F	Education Quality	F
Faculty Accessibility	F	Useful Research	F
Extracurriculars	F	Success-Understanding	F
Surrounding City	F	Social Life/Environment	F
"Individual" treatment	F	Friendliness	F
Safety	F	Campus Beauty	F
Campus Maintenance	F	University Resource/spending	F

Describes the student body as: Snooty Describes the faculty as: Condescending

Male

Lowest Rating Research Quality	F

Highest Rating Research Quality	F

He cares more about Campus Beauty than the average student.

Date: Dec 31 1969
Major: Computer Science (This Major's Salary over time)
I'm not a Brown student yet. Infact, I'm still working to get my first B.A, and this is my 5th year in school! I know, it's pathetic. I would of made it out of there sooner if it wasn't for those phucking general education and non-CS related classes!

Then, I'll join you Brown Phuckers, when I get my master's degree in Computer Science.

My presence there will be big! So big, you'd better check those firewalls and update patches right now. I'm going to

reveal my ultimate CS project and perhaps even set some new standards. You will see how a true computer Geek work!

When I'm done, investors- hopefully not FBI agents:) will be knocking on my door, trying to buy my ideas.

Of course, Brown will get free publicity, at the expense of my CS talents. Muah! ha! ha! ha! ha! Ahhhh! ha! ha!

SHoot out to all, beautiful nerd chicks of eastside!

Ah.. How you say it? Holla? Holla:)

Disclaimer:

There are no harms or wrong doing. Im just expressing my overclocked mind:)

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