Lynn University

Date: Nov 19 2004
Major: Journalism (This Major's Salary over time)
no school will make you, for it's inanament. you're the one with the mind, so on that note, i will proceed to rant and rave about lynn. the academics will suit you like a tailor, being that you don't condescend the school for it's bad reputation. psychosis is the only explanation for a hatred of lynn university. you're on cancun school break, so pack your rum, and leave your inhibitions behind. i settle for the academics at lynn, and i happen to be a genius. on to the social aspects of lynn.

being that i am from the north, insane thoughts rushed through my head when i toured lynn, in the dead of winter. my first feeling was a wild desire to drive a stake in the sand and claim the place for myself. i had never seen such a place. i wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again. now that i attend lynn i stay up all night. driving others sport cars drunk is a daily obligation. the heat leaves you delusional, in the best possible way. drinking before noon allows you to appreciate the gorgeous environment, to its heartiest potential. when i wake up, i usually stumble and fall. last night i went to a nightclub in miami, and i saw the most stunning woman. now and then she would spin, swirling her madras skirt around her like a fan.