Olivet Nazarene University

Date: Mar 01 2007
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This school has got to be the biggest joke in the history of Universities. Im ashamed to say I go here but I do. If your a Nazarene dont come within 500 miles of Olivet or you will sense gayness. This school is all about The church of the Nazarene and if your not Nazarene you are evil. So if your catholic like myself you will get torn apart for your religion being different than theirs. As far as going to school here it doesnt allow you to wear shorts at any times. THats right folks in August when it's 95 degrees out you have to wear pants, and sweat pants are frowned upon. If your looking to have a good time in college this isnt the place for you, no drinking or anything of the sort is allowed. I had a friend of age this year who was drinking off campus and someone told on him and got suspended for a week. Got a girlfriend forget about it. Only one night a week is there open dorms and you have creep job RA's coming in and checking on you every 5 minutes to make sure your not holding hands. Curfew at Olivet is a joke it is 11 o' clock for freshman and midnight for everyone else. RA's treat you like your a baby and have to hold your hand through everything. And find joy in going out of their way to get you in trouble or fine you. Every faculty member has there head so far up their ass its amazing. Bourbonnais/Kankakee might be the biggest shit hole on this planet. Take a look at your ass thats a pretty good description of what surrounds this university. Kankakee is one of the worst drug populated areas in the country and it rivals Detroit for crime and actually outdoes Detroit for worst city in America according to David Letterman show (True Story). Students here are all brainwashed by the Chaplain Mike Benson who crys everytime he talks. Chapel is a must at this blowjob university, you must go twice a week and if you dont go more than 8 times you can get expelled. They love to squeeze every penny out of you for not attending chapel and you are told constantly that everyone but the faculty is friends with the devil and will have no shot at heaven. Every student except maybe 5 are normal here and everyone else couldnt escape the brainwashing procedure that goes on during the first week. Also the library is only open at certain times during the day because of church, so if you have school work dont expect to get it done in the library. If you like a christian university there are a million other ones out there, this is a classic example of college gone wrong. This school frowns upon non christians worse than Grambling does white people. So if you dont have a bible stapeled on your balls dont come here, and if you actually have a thought on the outside world your too good for this school. Just remember if you do come here its not you whos a complete nutbag its the brainwashed god phonys who are out on the reservation.