When
I visited Eugene Lang, I really liked it. I was
extremely happy when I got accepted. As soon as the
year started, I saw the college for what it actually
is. Here are my reasons as to why I
am transferring out of this school as soon as fucking
possible.
Social:
-First of all, if you are
a normal person who wants to have interesting and mature
conversations with other like-minded people, if you are politically active
and want to experience new things, go somewhere else. People
here are really hard to get along with. Kids seem
to want to continue social aspects of high school that
I am very ready to leave behind. People create cliques
and refuse to be open minded about meeting new people.
-New School's entire atmosphere and mood set is overtaken
by parsons students, who are annoying, ditsy, stupid, shallow and
judgmental. A few Lang students in my dorm went to
the main lounge to watch the democratic primary debates and
got turned down by fashion students who insisted that watching
a rerun of America's Next Top Model was far more
important. It is ridiculous how fashion conscious students are...people are
more interested in looking hipster and shopping at American Apparel
than actually studying. It is also ridiculous how many aspiring
models ( at lang!) I have had to sit with
in class who moved to New York to simply get
a modeling contract and have no desire to study- they
just sit in class and pose.
-If you are
a girl, straight or gay, and do not look like
one of the models I mentioned above and have moderate
standards, you will have no sex life/relationships. I can safely
say that 80% of the boys who go here are
gay and the one's who are straight are... just not
that great. The few lesbians who go here have apparently
resorted to writing women seeking women personal ads all over
the bathroom stalls because that population is tiny and hard
to find.
-There are a shit load of rich kids
who do nothing but lines of coke and come to
class wasted and unprepared.
- If there are any
nice people here, it is really hard to find them
because all of the dorms are spread out over the
city and social life within the dorm is limited...you feel
very much alone and not at all part of a
community.
RESOURCES
Eugene Lang should not cost as
much as it does because there are no resources. Our
library is small and in a basement that used to
be a discount department store, so we are allowed to
use the NYU library (but still! we should have a
GOOD one of our own!) Our cafeterias all close really
early and are really expensive so there's no cheap alternative
for kids who don't want to spend money in NYC
restaurants everyday.
-The dorms are OVERPRICED! Mine was in
an amazing area, but there wasn't any proper maintenance. There
are tons of mice, even if you're careful about not
leaving food out and even after you fill in work
orders and get holes sealed up ( I once counted
7 different looking mice running around in my room within
2 hours...I heard another student once woke up to a
rat sitting on his chest). It was disgusting and disrespectful
towards the students and my family should not have had
to pay 13000 for that. Bullshit.
In conclusion: if
you have heard anything positive about this school, it is
because those positive words are probably about the Graduate school,
which has a really good reputation and high standards and
hardworking students and lots of international students and good professors.
So if you really want to go to the New
School, wait until grad school. But please please, for your
own happiness, don't go to Lang.