Lewis & Clark College

Date: Nov 23 2008
Major: Undecided (This Major's Salary over time)
This college will make you want to die. There is nothing at all to do. If you like to drink, don't consider coming here. If you smoke marijuana, don't be fooled, they ARE NOT chill. Imagine a Friday night… There is nothing at all to do, campus is surrounded in rich neighborhoods, which have no students. No parties to go to, which would really be nice because you work your ass off all week all day everyday. Oh and also, any place in portland that serves alcohol will kick EVERYONE UNDER 21 OUT AT 9:30. Don't get comfortable in your room because your "Campus Living Assistant" (CLA) likes to lean his ear against your door to see if he can hear any evidence of fun. Step outside and the campus safety officers search your pockets if you're seen anywhere near the woods. Sure is silly how this liberal college surrounded in 137 acres of wilderness doesn't allow its students to go into the woods. So thats Friday night… by the way its 37 degrees and hasn't stopped raining in 2 weeks. Saturday will be the exact same, as will the next weekend. This place is like an insane asylum, DO NOT give this bullshit school 45,000 dollars to treat you like shit. You will not be looked at as an individual, you are merely another sucker who's filling the administration's pocket with 45 grand per semester. They could care less about who you are or what you're capable of, as long as they're still reeling in their obscene amount of cash, they're happy. DON"T BE FOOLED!