The University of Mary Washington

Date: Dec 30 2008
Major: Unknown (This Major's Salary over time)
Back in my glorious days at the University of Mary Washington, I felt at home. The classes were simple, with plenty of targets for ridicule. The social scene was wonderful. A weekend did not go by where I could not find a basement filled with Solo cups and Natural Light. In addition, the people who looked for other party favors were never disappointed. The females at the school had more in common with nuns then other coeds, but with the right amount of charm and persuasion one could experience transcendent, sensual experiences.

The joy of MaryWash was the modesty. Of course we would never suggest to anyone to come here, for they would be ruining our paradise! It was not uncommon to hear the motto on the campus walk

Where the odds are good but the goods are odd!

The academics were a cinch, the nightlife was what you made of it, and unless you are blundering idiot you could get whatever it is you wanted from the school. Unless that was diversity…