Miami Dade College

Date: May 03 2010
Major: Biology (This Major's Salary over time)
I can't believe this place. I am shocked and appalled that this institution is still up and running. Honestly, they should knock the whole thing down and turn it into a community park. OR they could fire every single person, minus some of the professors, and hire ENGLISH SPEAKING, COMPETENT, INTELLIGENT, and ACTIVELY AWARE individuals to handle the student records.

They have made me take exams that I NEVER needed to take.

They have told me NOT to take exams I?ve NEEDED to take.

It took them 3 years, and 3 different submissions of a major change form, to actually change my major from music to environmental studies.

They told me I could graduate, I spoke to 3 different people, showed them my audit, and they TOLD ME I COULD GRADUATE. I applied for graduation, received graduation information via mail, and GUESS WHAT? I didn?t graduate. I have everything fulfilled, yet NO DEGREE!

Don?t ever bother trying to fix your problems via phone. Unfortunately, often times going in person proves to be just as useless. However, I?ve called a department with a problem, they are clueless so they transfer me. I tell that department my problem, they, too, are clueless, and they transfer me. So I tell them my problem and guess what? CLUELESS. So they transfer me. Eventually, I get transferred to the same departments over and over again, and in the end I have learned everyone?s names! It?s a great way to make clueless friends! And that?s about all this ?school? is good for.

This ?school? is great if you?re looking to spend the next few years of your life:

Feeling like you?re in a another country because the language barrier is thicker than cement

Telling ?professionals? how to do their job

Trusting incompetent, clueless imbeciles with your records

And doing a million and one tasks that should never be necessary, nor your responsibility as a student, in the first place.

Oh, and the students are trashy. Not all of them, but the vast majority. All they do is blast their reggaeton and talk about superficial nonsense with their gangs, papichulos, and other social groups. It looks just like a huge high school. Seriously. High school. I am constantly wondering what they are even doing there, since the majority I see are always skipping class and failing out.

The professional value of this school is terrible. AWFUL. It literally DISGUSTS me. I am NEVER coming back. I would NEVER recommend it.