Regis College

Date: Feb 22 2011
Major: Education (This Major's Salary over time)
Beware *Warning * *Must Read if considering REGIS COLLEGE* Beware *Warning *

This article is dedicated to letting the public know about the REAL Regis College. Did you enjoy high school ? If so then you can live high school all over again for the next 4 years!!!!! Regis would be the perfect college for you . I use this term lightly because Regis is barely a college at all . The environment and settings at Regis College remind me of the 13th grade if there ever was such a thing . The campus is extremely tiny and pretty much the whole entire college goes to class in one little wing of one building in the middle of campus. The dorms were designed by God himself when he created earth in the beginning of time and very few things have changed since . The rooms are about the size of a phone booth and you split it with another lucky victim . The bathrooms are plagued by various broken toilets , sinks , windows , doors , and everything else that can be broken and don?t count on it being replaced immediately because the housecleaning and maintenance service is ghostly to say the least. During my time there , I can recall seeing the same clogged up Lincoln logged toilet for durations longer than a week . Talk about a good sanitary place to get clean , Don?t you think ? If you do decide to attend Regis , then you can look forward to countless nights of playing video games and sitting around watching the weather change every two minutes. Got to love that New England weather !!!! Regis College is deathly allergic to fun because they allow none of it . Lets just say if you do decide to throw a little party with a few people WHO DIDN?T GO HOME FOR THE WEEKEND( 90 % of the school does ) , you have to be immensely afraid of a loser , ego-tripping , power hungry RA that will be ready to call Weston Police and EMS at any sign of alcohol or fun to spoil any good time . The college?s closest destination is probably China because it is located near nothing of importance except the multimillion dollar houses filled with complaining old people that surround anything nearby . Just going to get some fast food or get some gas involves a whole lot of time because of the distance away and the constant traffic that never ends. As for protection , the Campus Police think they are Staties and take their job like its life and death . They love to write students up for doing anything and are so quick to make little things a huge deal .They are led by a spineless rent a cop who thinks his poop doesn?t stink . What kind of big bad cop doesn?t wear a gun ? Oh , My fault ! I forgot you have mace and a flashlight . Regis might not be fun but they really make up for it on their sports teams ?? Sike. Regis College is the definition of Bad News Bears . The teams stink and the coaches are tossed around like ring a round the rosey so don?t pick the school based on a coach you like because they probably won?t be sticking around too long. Well at least the food is good?.. Yep Sorry Not true. The food menu at the dining hall consists of usually only Hot Dogs , Cheese Burgers , 3 sides of a random cooked vegetable and maybe a soup if your lucky. The service is border line disgusting because of the simple fact they cook nothing and no one says a word. Lastly , the school is ran by a senile, clueless, feminist who doesn?t even realize the school has gone Co-Ed yet after 4 years. I really hope you choose wisely before you throw $ 50,000 for a year and realize that you just bought a ticket to Hell for the next 12 months . Regis is not a place you come to live out your dreams , it is a place where you realize your nightmares.