Let
me just start off by saying that while i used
to believe college is “what you make it” i have
never had a worse experience then my two years at
sonoma state. I have met a few great friends and
had some good times at this school, but if you
are looking for a real college experience or a place
to grow, this isn't the place for you. Greek Life-
If you aren't going to join, LEAVE. bottom line. As
a guy, you won't do anything but sit in your
dorm and smoke weed until you fail out (which at
least half the freshman class does every year) because you
will not be allowed into a single party without TKE
or SAE letters on your shirt. As a unaffiliated girl
you will be reffered to as a “muggle” and will
occasionally be let into parites, but only accompained by evil
stares from sorority girls. Trust me, i was a evil
sorority girl so i know.
If you do join
a sorority, be prepared. You are encourgaged to drink and
smoke and party until you hit the floor, but punished
for all of the above due to the the insane
bullshit greek life rules that have kept my lame sorority
on probation for the past 2 years. You will also
be subject to the 3:1 ration of girls to guys
that causes every girl in sonoma to throw themselves at
every square bear loser that managed to get himself into
a decent frat. the “sonoma standard” is the rule that
you lower you standards by at least half to find
anyone managable to date, if they are even willing to
date you or just want to run around screwing the
many slutty soror-whores with their mouths open.
If
you're a guy and rush a frat, hey this might
the school for you.
As far as Rohnert Park, the
town is about as exciting as a ghost town, cops
love to run around and give MIPs and break up
parties, usually before they really get started. The town HATES
the school and is full of hicks and crack heads
that harass you on the streets. It rains constantly, and
is probably one of the worst places in the world
to put a college. All of the parties are far
enough that you have to drive, and drunk driving is
all too common at school. The frats usually do a
good job of making they have DDs, but you better
be a groupie or a brother to get one of
them to take you home.
As far as the
surrounding area, good luck on finding something to do other
then smoking weed or checking out the local cannibis clubs.
I was a seasoned stoner in my two years at
sonoma, almost every other person has a club card or
smokes weed, and the main social scene is going to
peoples houses and smoking with them. There are also quite
a bit of raver kids, drugs are abundant because the
place is so damn boring, anything from xanax to coke
to oc is easier to get then some alcohol if
you arent 21. Also, If you don't have a car,
you better make some friends.
Academically, the place is alright.
Classes are small enough, my biggest lecture class had 200
people, my smallest class had about 20. Most of the
math/science teachers don't speack very good english, and like most
state schools, you can slip through the cracks very easily
if you don't try to stay up on your work. TAs teach a lot of the classes, and i'd say
about 40% of the teachers are caring and willing to
help with questions. As far as teacher, Stay away from
Helmut (philiosphy) ichuwu (english) or subbaram (statistics).
The campus
itself is nice, its very modern and the library is
big and has a cool book retrival system that i've
never used in my two years. The library is a
social spot for the greeks, and is where a ton
of gossip and greek type discussion goes on. It is
not a good place to study, and during finals you're
better off locking yourself in your room then attempting to
squeeze between two greeks at the tables in the lib.
The dorms are the best part of sonoma, and the
reason i decided to go there. You can get a
single room with your own bathroom, or share a double
with one other person. Sauv is where its at, but
verdot and cab still outrank other school dorms 10x. If
you get bad roommates its also very easy to move
which is nice.
Overall, my experience sucked. I did
all the right things, joined a sorority to get invovled,
made a bunch of friends, went out every weekend and
still did my work. This place just bored the shit
out of me and turned me into a person that
i wasn't proud of. The majority of people here are
very self centered and surface deep, everyone is only interested
in what they can get from you. Almost everyone is
from california, and about half from so cal.
This
school wouldnt be so bad if there was something to
do other then sit around and smoke weed or make
fun of the few gross hippies, but if you are
looking for a REAL college with actual fun parties and
somewhat of a college experience, look elsewhere.