Walden University

Date: Jul 27 2011
Major: Business - Management and Administration (This Major's Salary over time)
Dis be WATERMELONISHA GRAPEDRANKISHA JAQUANDRA! DAT BE WATERMELONISHA GRAPEDRANKISHA JAQUANDRA! Dat just be muh name and dont be done wearin dat out.

Anyway muh sistas and brothas! I be reviewin dis great college heped me gets muh PHD! Dats rite peeps muh PHD! It not no BS or BA or MS or Med! i be so smart now, and muh job be great from all dat edumacation! yallz would never done guess what muh great job be!

I tell yallz da story bout muh edumacation from day Wadlen universitys! I remember me and muh brotha and his homies and my sista and her sistas done gone to dem schools like doctoral scools like da ones dat be accredited and dey had to do all dis work and it took such a long time! so den i done said i aint be done ddoin all dat junk like i be tryin to remember what dey done said…

oh yeah! duhh I Be rEmeMberiN! dey hads to do dat thing called a DISAHTATION! or DISERTATION for all dem white foke dat be talkin dat junk! BuT! I wiLl tell YaLL! i was not DOin No Disahtationum! like muh brotha and muh sista! i done said dis

i Be goin to walden UNIVERSITY!!! WALDEN UNAHVERSITY!!

Dis is what da coursework be like!

I done sent muh check in da mail! now youz CaN juSt pAy on dat intERnets JunK! but i done SeNT muh check in Da mail and got muH MAIL ORDER PHD!!! wowza! dat was it! no hard work or nuttiN!

NoW i goTsA muh PHD and i be a cashier at MCDONALDS! muh brotha and sista be proffesors at dem otha universities! but i be a cashier at mcDONALDS!

THANKS WALDDEN boyz and sistas WADEN UNIVERSITY!