Miami Dade College

Date: Nov 03 2011
Major: Unknown (This Major's Salary over time)
If I was asked by the writer of my world famous biography (at age 86) to list the events in my life that had a positive influence on me, I probably would not harken back to the days of waiting in line half the day to get a coke and a jamaican patty (yes, a can, dumbshit), sifting through an endless sea of drakkar noir to get to Building 4, or chinking "The Reporter" (Scholastic News: Chico Edition) into the wastepaper basket because I can (or could from a future perspective). True, you probably won't encounter any zeitgeist to help infiltrate your mind's eye (unless you did a lot of coke at Pop Life) but you can skirt all the skin-shearing humiliation that being a commuter student entails by not basking in your slackerness, getting in an adviser or registration monkey's face every now and then (just because it's kendall doesn't mean you have to live like a refugee)and not reserving your graduation walk date until you get your first colonoscopy. Ha! I'm just kidding…the reality of it all is that yes…MDC does suck but there's some real sick MF's (students and professors) that go to Kendall and North Campus and you have to search them out but they're there. Just don't listen to all the bullcrap; go to school, put yourself in a position where you can self-advise and not be in an episode of LAURA and take some cool electives like anthropology and creative writing because you might just wind up majoring in it…GET YOUR LEARN ON fools!!