This School FUCKING SUCKS. SO god damn much.
DO NOT. GO here. (DON'T DO IT DUDE! please!)
went to Stonehill for two years... heres the break down
from a true bro's perspective. (This School is SO NOT BRO!)
RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND --- its FUCKING finals Week,
And guess what? We don't have wireless internet access. Yes
you read that right. Yes it is 2012 not 1997.
Yes you are being asked to pay $50,000 a year
to attend a Christian Boarding School.
Facts about the
1. You will be written up multiple
times. You will have to do 10+ hours of mind
numbing “community service” for every time you are written up.
There is no getting around being written up, it will
2. The RA's at this school are power
hungry, sadistic, goody-two-shoes, control freak psycho paths. Typical loser/faggots of
the worst breed.
You know that ugly ass chick
who stares at you uncomfortably? She secretly wants your johnson
but the only way she can communicate with you is
by harassing you and your friends? That is the typical
RA at Stonehill College.
3. The school produces high-intensity Social
Claustrophobia. Because everyone is exactly the same the school is
not “clicky” its fucking HYPERACTIVELY Clicky. Meaning - your 2
close friends (one of which will be your roomate) are
going to be EXACTLY fucking like you. Which sounds cool
at first right? I'm a person of a high self
esteem, somebody else like me sounds pretty cool right? WRONG.
When everyone dresses the same, thinks the same, and acts
the same - a LAME AS FUCK social scene is
produced. (its insane dude, no nobody even participates in class
because the place is soo crazily judgemental.) You won't bother
getting to know anyone cause there is no point, you
already know how they feel about everything because they are
exactly like you. 96% of the school are upper-middle class
white kids of catholic descent from the New England Area.
It is literally impossible to learn ANYTHING from
Stonehill Students - they are some of the most closed-minded
fucks I have ever come across. They have the most
close minded views on minorities or anything that is
outside their extremely small world.
TRUE STORY #1
I was once chilling in my dorm room with 4
of my friends. Every single one of these friends shared
the first name “Connor”. I was the only one in
a room of 5 guys whose first name wasn't “Connor”.
We exited my room on our way to dinner and
passed my RA, also named “Connor”. #Diversity
Approx. 38% of
the school is named either Connor, Chris, Meghan, Kelly, or
3. “THE STONEHILL STARE"
The infamous “Stonehill Stare”
comes in two forms. The first is an attempt at
“flirting” by these unarticulate little deuchers. Seriously, everybody makes EXCESSIVE
eye contact for up to 4 seconds at a time.
Its a hard phenonenon to explain but simply put —
its fucking wierd.
The second “Stonehill Stare” comes in the
classrom. Seriously, nobody participates in class its fucking insane. The
place is so judgemental/closeminded/filled with unconfident sheltered suburban fucks that
nobody wants to participate in class. A professor will ask
a question and nobody in a class of 30 will
answer. They will just stare as if the professor was
an episode of “jersey shore”. This is fucking college people,
not high school. Its uncool to be a moron and
that is something alot of these kids don't understand.
THE HOUSING AT THIS SCHOOL IS A FUCKING DISGRACE.
1.The internet services would have been acceptable... in fucking 1998.
Seriously the worst internect access/services I have come across. I
had no idea any college could offer such shitty services
and still stay in business.
2. You won't be
able to live with your friends. You will be forced
to live around/near kids you do not like. The student
body has little to no control over housing. They stress
out about it like crazy only to be placed in
an uncomfortable situation surrounded by people they don't like even
as juniors or seniors. (The school actively discriminates against living
off-campus. They prefer you to live in their tightly controlled,
tiny ass dorm rooms policed by their over zelous Residential