MCPHS University

Date: Dec 31 1969
Major: Pharmacy (This Major's Salary over time)
If you have seen the Christmas special "Island of Misfit Toys" you will feel right at home. MCPHS is a congregation of the biggest losers and mind molesters society has produced. In fact I am almost convinced that only the top tier child mind molestors are allowed to work here, we are looking at level 99+, with repeat offending. Most of these loser teachers have been out of practice from real pharmacy for almost 20 years. They are out of date and completely useless. We are taking about World War II pharmacy. Some sulfur powder and drinking your piss to redose your penicillin kind of tactics. But to be fair these losers at least keep their jobs. They are probably sleeping around with each other, giving each other high fives while squeezing their asses. I graduated in 2010 and spent all 6 years there. As college went on through the years it just got worse. There are no clinical classes at all and the tests are only doable if you belong in one of these groups: 1)The Indians who smell like curry, 2)The little Asian Gooks who sit in the front, 3)The white trash sorority/fraternity groups (must like STD gang bangs). These groups are the key to getting old exams and passing. What are on the exams are not taught in class. You must join one of these groups of you are doomed to fail. The school is very expensive and forget about getting any help from the "advisors". The financial aid lady is a big and fat and likes to wear purple, we nicknamed her "Grimace". In the lab we have Catherine Taglieri, we called her "Tag team Tag", we knew she was group banging with the Red head who runs the lab also, and the other minions who work there. If you choose to apply here understand the drop out rate in PharmD is about 50%. They kick out most of the class when they are entering the 3rd year and put them in other crap programs like marketing and science. They do not count these programs as drop out programs but they are. Do not forget, a convicted Terrorist who wanted to kill Americans went here and his father teaches here, they are many shady looking Muslims walking around also with their prayers rugs. On the upside there is a huge tactical swat team located in the school run by Ranger Rick himself with guns and cool sounding radios. Why such a huge armed force here? Think about it, when you are in the business of screwing people over you need a team of trigger happy mall cops. AVOID THIS COLLEGE. You will thank me later.