Marquette University

Date: May 11 2013
Major: Communications (This Major's Salary over time)
Bro, ths plce iz sic. Classes r easy, and I found a tun of asians 2 do my homewerk. payin dem asians get expensive tho, so i glad the profs do alot of groupwork so i don't have 2 pay da asians 2 do my homewerk.

did i tell ya there a lot of drty dtf hos on campus. ya, they kinda are slack jawed or pizza faced but they love 2 suk my dick and cox. jus dont lisen to them when they go on bout daddy issues. well prretend to listen, but dont cuz those pizza face hos are boring if they not suckin yo dix n cox. they slob yo knob like it a job. they all stupid as fuck tho. I dont even need more than 1 line, and dat line is 'hey wanna suck my cox?' they all go for it. btw they dont understand the concept of making me a sammich after they blow me or i fuckem. simple principle dum ass hos! The church leader guys is pretty tight. I slay some pizza faced ho and then go to confession n talk sum shit bout that dumb pizza faced ho with the church leader guy in this thing he call confection. he tell me his stories bout slayin too. kinda weird tho how most his stories end wit 'then it was 7:00, so i had to get her back 2 her mom cuz it bedtime.' dood slays efficiently. fuckem and leaveum by 7:00, givin tons of time to crush sum natties. did i mention they have a great klan right on campus? they rly h8 the negro president as much as me! it awsum. they also got new tasles, and i feel striat up like a negro h8in ninja in there unis. just sic. ya. dis learning place helped me. now i get vp job wit my dad. i tottally deserve that job too. +da pizza faced hos luv my job title..