Syracuse University

Date: Dec 31 1969
Major: Nutrition (This Major's Salary over time)
When applying to this school, I was seriously thinking I would fit in perfectly. I attended this university without visiting first and this was the biggest mistake I have ever made.

Firstly, the area outside looks like god had some laxatives one day and just let loose in Syracuse. I mean seriously, not only does it look like feces, it even smells like feces.

When researching this school, it would seem that they reported a very racially diverse school to get your education. This was incorrect. It would seem that about 90% of students that come here hungarian. Thats right… Hungarian. English is rarely spoken at this university which makes it difficult for someone like my self to learn. One of my math teachers in my freshman year only spoke spanish and as you could imagine, this was a nightmare for me and the few other normal people like me.

Also for your information, Hungarian people greatly resemble apes. They look like a group of fucking gorillas going to school. If you want to come to this shit storm of a school, be sure to bring plenty of fucking bananas because trust me you'll need them to fit in at this university.

Oh and did I mention the fact that the food here is absolutely horrible? That's right, there was not been a single day where I was able to eat the food offered in the freshman meal plan without going to the bathroom and vomiting all over the place. Its completely unsanitary. It is not rare to find huge hairballs mixed into your ravioli and it is so disgusting I cannot even begin to tell you. The only was I've gotten by is by receiving weekly care packages with food from my parents.

As far as dorms go, they really aren't that bad if your ok with leaky roofs and low ceilings. The rooms are extremely dark and small and any time it rains, expect to be soaked in the morning. The way I managed to deal with that was to take many garbage backs and hang them covering the ceiling. then whenever it rained, there would be a tremendous amount of water suspended above me and I would just drain it slowly bucket by bucket. No seriously this was just awful.

In conclusion, this school is a complete abomination. Unless you are an ape, hungarian, anorexic, or enjoy water sports I can guaran-damn-tee you this school isn't for you.