Grand Valley State University

Date: Jan 29 2014
Major: Mechanical Engineering (This Major's Salary over time)
This place is not a college, it is a prison. The social life is horrendous (as a freshman at least). People don't go out to get fucked up and have a good time, they go out to make a fashionable appearance and that girls can give males blue balls and be pruder than shit. Not saying it's everyone's fault, though, that they don't want to get fucked up like a normal college because the GVPD are neo-nazis and are thristy as fuck for you money and to send you to dick-ass judge post (one night, my buddies and i were playing xbox in his dorm with a few brews and the first knock on the door were the cops… we were being loud, they were just doing rounds, heard bottle clinking and stood there and listened outside of the door while we gave ourselves away).

I will say that I do like the education part of this school a lot. The class sizes are relatively small, the facilities are nice and the classes are manageable. But by god, can't my hard word get paid off at the end of the week with some good ol' fashioned drunken stupid shenanigans, having fun and letting loose? Shit, girls don't even get drunk here… not to mention no one gives a fuck about the sports, so you're not missing out on any good tailgates or after parties. The thing I'll remember the most about being at bible banging GV is sitting in my room, playing xbox and jerking off. Transferring to Western next year for a real college experience, this place is bullfuck