Elizabethtown College

Date: Jul 13 2015
Major: Biology (This Major's Salary over time)
This College is great if you want to be a: teacher, physical/occupational therapist, decade-long med school student, music teacher. You are wasting your time otherwise. But enough of all that, you can always carve out a great living with a degree as long as administration doesn't actively try to attack you. For what you'd pay at this boring no-name cow patty fuckhole, you deserve a lot better. Let's talk about our fearless shoulder-padded powersuit wearing, 2'x4' up her ass, overzealous tyrant of a dean, Frau Calenda. HEIL.