(HS) If you are one for having a wonky donky

Honky school

How this student rated the school

Educational Quality	F	Faculty Accessibility	F
Useful Schoolwork	F	Excess Competition	F
Academic Success	A+	Creativity/ Innovation	A+
Individual Value	A+	University Resource Use	F
Campus Aesthetics/ Beauty	F	Friendliness	F
Campus Maintenance	F	Social Life	A+
Surrounding City	F	Extra Curriculars	A+
Safety	F

Describes the student body as: Violent, Snooty Describes the faculty as: Condescending

Female

ACT:1

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Not so bright

Lowest Rating Educational Quality	F

Highest Rating Academic Success	A+

She cares more about Friendliness than the average student.

Date: Nov 24 2021
Major: Unknown (This Major's Salary over time)
If you are one for having a wonky donky helluva crazy absolutely bananas time, go to Honky school! I'll admit, when I first stepped foot on campus, the big pile of manure my foot landed in was rather smelly. However, once I started attending classes, my perspective completely changed! My professors decided to perform an interpretive dance on the first day! While they were dancing, this kid named Georgey shot a snot booger on my head. Midnight snack for tonight is all set!

Later that day, I got attacked by a group of spontaneous monkeys. They were greener than normal, so I knew they were ivy league monkeys. The light green ones are from Harvard, though, so steer clear of them. Their claws will make you dance like Danielle Cohn did when she danced in her Harvard sweatshirt on Tiktok. Not funny at all, more like cultural appropriation…

Anyways, the parties at Honky school are OFF THE CHARTS BONKERS. Some kid overdosed on vanilla extract and had to be taken to the ER. I hooked up with 10 of my professors who then said I had the biggest uniboob they've ever seen.

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