Bob Jones University

Date: Sep 01 2005
Major: Accounting (This Major's Salary over time)
The only people who should attend BJU are those you are trying to work their way into heaven. There are plenty of rules and codes to obey so you can monitor your progress. The more you conform, mirror, and parrot the schools philosophy and babble the more spiritual you are. However, step out of line and you will find yourself on "spiritual probation". No joke…

spiritual probation. What a wicked concept. Teaching you how to outwardly conform even though on the inside you are full of dead men's bones. Issues of the heart are bypassed in favor of the outward appearance.

You will feel so much better about yourself because you will begin to learn that what they teach and what you will begin to believe is THE truth and THE only truth. Why? Because they are so smart and holy and love God so much that they can't be wrong. God is on their side. God chooses sides and he has picked them. Disagree and you are wrong and not only are you wrong you are now living in sin. You then have 2 choices. Repent of your sin, conform to the BJ truth or continue to live on the wrong side of the truth.

If you as an organization question or confront the machine it will send you a letter reprimanding you for hurting the cause of Christ and how you must put aside our differences. If the machine confronts or questions you, you are wrong and in sin.

Really, if you love religious people, by all means go. They will teach you new ways and techniques to make yourself more desirable to God. You will begin to find out how much better you are compared to the rest of creation.