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| Major: Business - Management and Administration (This Major's Salary over time) | | Gender: Male | This person cares more about Faculty Accessibility than the average student. | Intelligence:
Super Brilliant | | ACT: | | SAT: 120 | | Lowest Rating
Educational Quality F | Describes the student body mostly as:
Afraid, Arrogant, Snooty, ClosemindedDescribes the faculty mostly as:
Condescending, Unhelpful, Self Absorbed | Highest Rating
Campus Maintenance A+ | How this student rated the school:
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Well...Well...Well...the
reviews are in and I have to say, it feels
great to be sitting behind this computer in Howard, right
now, taking this opportunity in order to profess to the
world the true meaning of the “MENLO ADVANTAGE.” Are you
ready? MENLO deserves the utmost commendation for being the best
and biggest scam the educational community has ever seen. In
fact, don't bother studying the classes, instead study the school's
presentation, advertising, and flawless execution of providing persuasive deceptions to
bait students to attend, hook, line, and sinker....and maybe one
day you can run a “successful” unscrupulous business such as
this one. The men behind the Menlo Advantage are
lofty artisans of their craft...top notch bullshitters who will stop
at nothing to suck your wallet dry so they can
use your tuition money for expensive green fees, and the
like, at five star resorts year around. This gives new
meaning to the phrase laughing all the way to the
bank, and thus, my hat is way off to this
school. Bill O'rielly(admissions counselor) is the real life equivalent of
a used car salesman, upholding the Menlo advantage by scavenging
any and all prey he can muster into this trap.
My buddy was offered in his first and only tour
to “come in, sign the paperwork and you're in” POINT BLANK...WOW. There are three types of students at Menlo. One,
your typical meat head jock, who is as dumb as
a doorknob with zero personality...two, your classic spoiled rich kid
who is about as ignorant as he is delusional...and third,
the poor students with learning disabilities(god bless them). This school
is better looked at as an insane asylum due to
the stark detachment it experiences from the outside world. To
say it is anywhere near Silicon Valley's business school is
crass and dangerously misleading considering the level of respect(or should
I say lack thereof) Menlo earns in and around its
own community(look at what respect it has garnered according to
the previous reviews). It should be obvious to even the
most dimwitted individual that Menlo college has effectively utilized each
and every waning asset its holding on to(from its once
decent reputation, to its location, to its losing D3 sports
teams), in order to perpetuate the fallacy known as Menlo
College. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the college,
after reading this review, later sought me out and employed
me as a writer for their own bullshit newsletters so
I can sit at a desk and come up with
laughable cliches such as, “the Menlo Advantage”, and, “think outside
the box and inside the frame”. I mean what kind
of obtuse drivel is that? OK here is the point
unless I haven't forcefully imposed it upon you thus far....Don't
go to this school...it is the epitome of deplorable american
education, and that's being nice...either go into the real world
and get a job, go to community college if you
haven't already come from one, or hit up a state
school. If you're a local, you are F-ed, the previous
reviews corroborate this fully. Menlo is just after your money
and it is mind-blowing that a school this under-qualified, fake,
and unprofessional even survives to see income or have anyone
take it seriously. This school has got my silent respect....they
have won this round but these types don't last. PLEASE
spare your non-renewable time and hard-earned money and tell the
world my story.
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