Harvard University

Date: Aug 02 2004
Major: Unknown (This Major's Salary over time)
Harvard's name may inspire awe in your potential employers, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you're going to "know your stuff" when you're actually hired. If you were unmotivated while at Harvard, prepare to play catch-up when you cross the threshold into the working world.

High schoolers: Want to be admitted? Claim to have some sort of mental illness. Depict it as a struggle to maintain lucidy—and yet you've still managed to be a good little student. It worked for me. It'll work for you.