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| Major: Chemistry (This Major's Salary over time) | | Gender: Male | This person cares more about Safety than the average student. | Intelligence:
Quite Bright | | ACT: 23 | | SAT: 1720 | | Lowest Rating
Individual Value F | Describes the student body mostly as:
Afraid, Arrogant, Broken Spirit, Snooty, ClosemindedDescribes the faculty mostly as:
Friendly, Helpful, Self Absorbed | Highest Rating
Campus Aesthetics/Beauty A | How this student rated the school:
| Educational Quality | C- | Faculty Accessibility | C+ | | Useful Schoolwork | D | Excess Competition | B- | | Academic Success | D | Creativity/Innovation | C- | | Individual Value | F | University Resource Use | C- | | Campus Aesthetics/Beauty | A | Friendliness | B | | Campus Maintenance | D- | Social Life | F | | Surrounding City | F | Extra Curriculars | D- | | Safety | D- |
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It's
all politics. That's all this road show college is:
politics. They put on a great show for perspective
students and tourists rolling in on their 45-foot diesel coaches,
receiving donations from brainwashed, religious elderly people who are duped
by the show. Once you get on the inside,
it's quite different from the road show you saw when
you applied. Somehow it's considered reputable, but in reality,
it's a joke. The administration is very corrupt, one
of the former administrators bought his doctorate from a diploma
mill and still got a full salary after he was
found out. Some students are treated better than others
based on connections. You have a curfew you have
to follow, as if you're in the seventh grade.
Girls aren't allowed in men's dorms, and vice versca, except
for twice a year during “open houses”, and even then
RAs hover around and watch all the students like hawks.
You're forced to attend “convocations”, which are usually just
religious, conservative gasbags loving the sound of their own voice.
The air conditioning in the dorms is terrible (while
the administrators live in luxurious, climate-controlled homes on campus).
The school can afford better air conditioning with its 300
million dollar endowment, but I guess caring for the students
would be too “Christ-like”.
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