#1 Saddest State School
#1 Stupider Than Seton Hall
#1 Nasty, Stinky Dump
#1 The 13th Grade
#2 Aspires To Be Like Seton Hall
#2 College Of The Holy Cross Haters
#2 Duh, What Research?
#3 Overpaid President
#5 Abusive Faculty
#5 Campus Overrun By Pigs
#7 Best Ivy
#8 Most Unethical Administration
#8 Vicious Administration
#9 Most Dishonest Administration
#9 Some Horrible Place
#10 Best Biology Program
#11 Your Degree Is Worthless
#11 Hampshire College = Fake College
#13 Walmart Cashier Feeder School
#17 Pathetic Ivy Envy
#33 School For Clowns
#70 Biggest Scam

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