Peer Review:

Statistical Analyzer:

The University of Florida is where art, creativity, and individuality goes to die. You are nothing more than a cold, stupid number. In fact, you might as well just drop your own name now and go by your UF I.D. I?m 5638-2231, nice to meet you! UF glorifies and fetishizes its own football team and Lord Savior- Tim Tebow. The Greek system strips women of their intelligence, personality, and self-worth. The university touts one of the most repulsive looking campuses of the nation; clearly, the nadir of architecture (that is, the 1970's) had itself a filthy rager back in the day. Unfortunately, its STD-riddled mess has yet to be razed. The surrounding city, Gainesville, FL, is quite possibly the most soul-crushingly boring town Florida has to offer. So come to UF and be apart of the great Gator Nation! p.s. the Honors College is a nasty bucket of incestuous and arrogant UGH.