Mark a survey and Inform Staff
Please do not overuse -- this is just intended to notify SR staff of probably invalid surveys. We will not "edit" or censor existing valid surveys.
| Existing Review Notes: Administration: Peer Review:
Statistical Analyzer: |
| Survey (Identifying information hidden.) |
ACT: AcademicSuccess: Again: Attitude: Competitive: Creativity: ExCuricular: FAttitude1: FAttitude2: FAttitude3: FAttitude4: FAttitude5: FAttitude6: FacultyAcc: Friendly: FromArea: FundingUse: Gender: GradYear: Grounds: Intellect: Maint: MindExpect: MindUse: Programs: SAT: SAttitude1: SAttitude2: SAttitude3: SAttitude4: SAttitude5: SAttitude6: SAttitude7: SAttitude8: Safety: Social: Standing: SurroundingCity: TAclasses: USE_THIS_DATA: Usefulwork: Worth: No/invalid Email Address left Dear prospective student, If you are female, what I would like to say is ignore this message. For you will live a glorious existence here at OSU. For all you men, looking for any hope of a social life, may your dreams be instantly crushed by the desolate campus that is OSU. Here, not only will homework and classwork make you want to strangle a small animal, but your lack of social life will make you think how many ways a noose can be used. What you can hope for, poor soul, is your throat to be dryer than spending a lifetime in Egypt. The only way you can procure any type of beverage would be to join the social conformity. A.K.A Frats. Unfortunately, what you do not realize, is even in a frat, you are linked to one house. Not only can you not attend other frat parties, but you are in a constant competition for the opposite sex. So be prepared to go back to primal state if you wish to have any chance at mingling with a girl. In a closing statement what I would like to say is I know most of you will take this comment as a joke, see it as just another moronic person who obviously has no social life and reads books for a living. Sorry to inform you that I am much the polar opposite of the stereotype you presume to be true. So take a second look if you come to visit this campus, because the saying is true, "You can't judge a book by its cover." |
