College of the Ozarks

Date: Jan 29 2005
Major: Agriculture/Horticulture (This Major's Salary over time)
C of O is great! There is no other school on earth were you can be owned by someone else. The work program is a joke and the administration is comprised of the most worthless group of lowlife, money hungry, self serving "Christians" I've ever delt with. Never in my life have I been sucked in to such a farce. The outsider looking in see's a wonderful environment were the students are the number one priority.This is NOT the way it works! These poor rich elderly donaters of the school nedd to wake up and look around. They are getting ripped off! The money they work hard for and donate doesn't go to help us, it goes to the administrators little toys such as the recently built $34 million Keeter Center that the students are accually not allowed to use unless they pay ungodly amounts. We have also been told not to sit in the furniture because we might scare off doners. The administration communicates as little as possible to the students. They have created an atmosphere were the average student is terrified to speak to them because of the constant threat of being kicked out. If your a student like me you will find great joy in raising hell every day. The key is to not cause enough of a problem to be removed, but enough to piss people off. My daily efforts of tearing the school apart bit by bit brings me joy and peace. The college was originally created in 1906 for poor working kids to get an education. Now the administrators are embarrassed of the areas of the school that have made it what it is today, such as the Agriculture Department and construction. I wish the school would some day go up in flames and the president and his cronies would suffer a horrible death. The friends I've found here are great though. Thank you for your time.
P.S. If you do come to school here, steal as much from them as possible because they owe us all something.