(ETSU) Have you ever wanted to know what Hell was like?

How this student rated the school

Educational Quality	B	Faculty Accessibility	A
Useful Schoolwork	B	Excess Competition	B
Academic Success	B+	Creativity/ Innovation	B+
Individual Value	B	University Resource Use	F
Campus Aesthetics/ Beauty	C+	Friendliness	A+
Campus Maintenance	C	Social Life	F
Surrounding City	F	Extra Curriculars	F
Safety	C

Describes the student body as: Describes the faculty as:

Female

Average

Lowest Rating University Resource Use	F

Highest Rating Friendliness	A+

She cares more about University Resource Use than the average student.

Date: Jan 18 2013
Major: Business - Management and Administration (This Major's Salary over time)
Have you ever wanted to know what Hell was like?

Yes? Then come to ETSU. Looks can be (and are) deceiving! I'm sure the devil himself lives under the financial aid building. When I was I a Senior in high school I came to this VERY site & READ the reviews yet I still came here to Hell's University and now I'm a miserable Sophomore in Hell. Listen to me. Do not come here and I will tell you why.

1.) Campus Life? What is that? ETSU has NO life! Campus is dead! Even on Homecoming! If you want to feel like your at boarding school then this is the school for you! I promise to you I am not over stretching the truth or

Oh, School is what you make it!

Come here then. You will see.

2.) But I'll meet new people right? Yes. & then they will go home 10-20 mins away from the university. If you came here or you saw pictures and there were a lot of people it was because they commute. They don't live on campus like you do and when everyone leaves you can hear the Earths core cracking.

3.) Will I be safe? I don't know… Maybe. People do a lot of stupid things because they are bored! There's not a certain race you should watch its all races! Whites, Blacks, Mexicans, & Asians! Well maybe the Asians aren't bored but just any other campus of course there is petty crime. They isn't shit else to do why not bust a few windows? But to ease your mind there are BILLONS of campus security secretly hiding and waiting to catch you (or help you depending on the situation). They are all over, but trust me when you will actually want them to be there when your walking back to your dorm at 2am… They won't be there.

4.) Parking. I really don't know why we have have parking spots people park where they want anyway. On the sidewalk if they want to! There are NO empty spaces! If you EVER find one. You must stay there all day & eat Chick Fil A in your car because other people do not need that space! Spend the night in that parking space so the next day no one will get it again.

4a.) Parking Services or whatever they are called are annoying. They LIVE for handing out tickets! That is their life's purpose! There are so many rules to parking it's crazy. But just wait until 5pm when everyone goes home.

5.) Sports! No… We have NO Football team and no one really attends any other sport events! Like I stated before you want to feel like your at boarding school come here. You will miserable on weekends unless you go home, work, drink yourself into a coma, have sex like rabbits or smoke.

The classes are actually pretty easy actually. The campus is gorgeous and most of the professors are willing to help you but ad I said before looks are deceiving! The devil comes in all shapes and forms. *Parents do not send your children here! Send them somewhere else! I beg my parents my parents everyday to send me to a better college!

If there are any questionable mistakes in this "review" that gives more reason why NOT to come to ETSU

I would love if any of you kiddies had any more questions about why you should NOT come here to email me, but if I put my email up they might kick me out for this "review" alone. Then again maybe I should. ;) Good day

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