Bob Jones University

I love this place so much! What school in life can be better than somewhere with no sex, drugs or alcohol? To top this off, I love being chaperoned on my dates, it really makes me hard! When I graduate, I'll finally get a trip to the dentist so he can clean my seven remaining teeth. To top this off, I am more convinced than ever that all gays, democrats and opponents of Rush Limbaugh will go to Hell! If you're an angry redneck like me, you will surely adore this great institution. If not, god will destroy you..ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

4th Year Female -- Class 2008

Education Quality: A+,

Hi,
My name is a student; I attended BJU from springs 2006 to fall 2007. I took theirs Accounting and Business and Bible classes. I was enrolled full time. My favorite song is, When Peace Like a River Attended My Way, and How Great Thou Art. And I don’t like that University and its controlling environment on students. Send your child to real University. My IQ is 112 and I did not found that University to be too hard for me academically. I also get accepted to Yale before BJU but I didn’t go there and did not tell anyone.

And here is the main inspiration why I write this review. Somebody send me a “nice” review of BJU and its leaders into my campus email box and I decided to post it online.

“BJU is a hellish and crapish University filled with bigotry and yet religious white racism is present there. Its administration is an old crap that comes from devil’s cows and dogs and cats testicles/penis and butt holes. Students are not allowed to make any decision for them. The restrictions are completely ridiculous. It’s pretty much like being in a prison. I found out that some BJU students are broke. Just ate in the Wendy’s restaurant that is around campus and found out that truth. Another student hung himself from psychological and financial pressures and marriage pressures. More likely it is Boo Jones University. My prayers are in this order. Dear God in Heavens can you send Dr. Bob Jones III into the hottest place in hell. Tied his penis tightly with ancient old foe of human beings that ancient talking snake that he believes in and other politicians of this country who are faithful followers but don’t send them yet. May that snake suck off his sperm and makes sounds uhh, uhh o yeah? May you send Satan’s devils to rip off slowly his testicles and cook them slowly and feed them to the sexual and racial whore of Babylon? May you Father YHW send a Satan himself into that hottest place in hell in order to stuck his pennies into Dr. Boooob Jones’ III mouth and make him suffer for eternity in such position in hell? And those is not yet over, rip off his skin and pour some salty water unto him and sharpen his teeth as sharp as diamonds so he would gnash his teeth till blood pours out. May you Father in Heavens repeat same act unto these blessed guys Aaron C. Goldsmith, Steven Coon, W. Brent Honshell, Gene Merkle, David Wallace, Michael R. White, Larry Wilch, Mark S. Anderson, Mike Buiter, Kris Martin and others in such positions of Administration. May You God cut off hair from his head and make Dr. Cook a Bible man hairless and penis less. And send Steven into the hottest chamber of hell and do nothing to him. May you send theirs bankers into the same hells place and position?”

God bless you all who read this tell your friends,
Ameni want my money back

2nd Year Female -- Class 2009

Individual Value: D-, Education Quality: F