If
you want to go to PC and fit in to
the groupings (which happen to be comparable to those of
high school students), go ONLY if the following adjectives describe
you: White
Wealthy
Catholic
Close Minded
Willing to become an Alcoholic for 4 years (but only
on weekends)
Wear mostly North Face, flip flops in the
winter....and if you're female Vera Bradley Bags, Ugg boots with
leggings, 7 jeans, bleached hair, tiffany jewelry, and anything from
the J Crew catalogue
Be ignorant to contemporary notions of
economic and racialized inequalities, which will lead you to refer
to the surrounding neighborhood with offensive terms such as “ghettoâ€
or “projectsâ€â€¦..you must also give a blind eye to the
lack of diversity in students and faculty