New York University

Date: Apr 09 2005
Major: Anthropology (This Major's Salary over time)
I found most of the people here to be small and blue. I actually had the opportunity to view the inside of one of their heads and found it contained a brain about the size of a small piece of cheese—it even had holes in it. Don't get me wrong, I mean, I don't hold things against people, you know, like, by what they look like or anything superficial like that, but the really really small ones are only about four inches tall, and they're noisy. The blue thing's ok, you know, it's just a color, but the small, noisy, cheesey thing kind of detracts from the general experience of learning and college life.