Well,
what is left to be said about this school that
hasn't been said about diarrhea. I'll still throw my two
cents in the basket, although there are a bunch of
reviews here that hit the same points I still feel
I should reinforce. In short, if your goal in life
is to make art, use the money you'd waste on
SVA to buy some art history books, learn some history
and theory, and just engage in your own practice. I
CANNOT EXPRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I MEAN THIS! I WISH
I HAD SOMEONE TELL ME THIS YEARS AGO!! SVA IS
A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY, but I will
explain...
Wasting thousands, to get a completely useless degree is
insanity, that I had the unfortunate idea of participating in
myself. You go to this school, deal with all the
depressed rich kids(it's hard having money and sitting around making
crummy paintings), arrogant (think they are famous) teachers who are
in reality failures, shop techs in all departments are also
failed artists with attitudes, humanities classes that are below high
school level etc. all for a degree that is completely
and utterly useless.
Try going to interviews, in the
real world, to get yourself any kind of gainful employment
with this degree, best of luck. No one is willing
to help graduates either, everything in the environment revolves around
a pseudo-wealthy group of children who do each other favors
and tell each other how great they all are. Think
I'm full of it? Go to the school and see
it yourself.
I just saved you four years of learning
all this the hard way, the EXPENSIVE way.
Years later
I've repaired my life, and my mind from the damage
of the school and the people who work and attend
it, and I have actually made myself a mufti-millionaire(no joke
ha ha) though completely and totally unrelated to the school
or anything having to do with it or my education.
I had to rebuild one step at a time, and
do it all on my own.
I now make art
on my own time, and my own dime, for myself,
and do what gives me satisfaction, not for the appearance
or approval of vacant people.
If SVA taught me anything,
its that the New York art world is an unbelievable
mess of very affluent children, doing whatever they can to
make their lives seem purposeful, and the majority of it
has nothing to do with art, communicating ideas is completely
secondary to being the latest and greatest nonsense to hit
the market.(sidenote: if you are a mid-western or southern hipster,
or even just some suburban kid who is the coolest
kid at your particular middle of nowhere highschool, SVA is
the best place for you to become the dirtiest preachiest
most arrogant hipster, and gain that hipster stardom you've always
desired. Seriously, come and move here and then tell people
you meet you are “from” Brooklyn, just make sure the
people you tell are other hipsters, and not any of
us who are actually FROM here. All you dreams of
being a vegan in the hottest band this week, who
never showers and protests things that your parents make their
money on will come true! You can act like trash,
treat other people badly, and be the coolest kid to
hit NYC. Just be careful, people on the fringes of
your gentrification sprawl aren't too friendly to outsiders who drive
up rent and cost of living prices, and they will
rob you for your ipod and $5000 dollar track bike,
but don't worry you can just go buy another.)Sorry for
the personal rant, but if you come here, you will
see exactly what I'm talking about on your first day.
Avoid at all costs would be my advice, as I
said just take a 30k loan and use it to
make a film, or a series of paintings, etc. Do
your own thing, promote it if you want people to
see it, and you will cut out 4 wasted years
of garbage that somehow passes for “education".
Or even better
alternative, go to business school, or some kind of educational
pursuit that will fund your goals in art. Much better
way to go, and there are a number of successful
artists who have done this in the past.