James Madison University

Date: Dec 31 1969
Major: Business - Management and Administration (This Major's Salary over time)
For all you JMU haters, shut the F-@# UP! Quit ur whining about "Oh, there are too many parties at JMU and Harrisonburg is boring and sucks!" If you don't like to party, why the hell did you come to a party school in the first place? You all should've realized this when looking for colleges. If not, then your just a dumb piece of SH!@. Open ur eyes and let ur hair down a little. JMU can be fun if you let it be. Especially for guys, this is great. We've got tons of beer and tons of hot girls, hwat more can a guy ask for. Hell, I even got to meet Ron Jeremy when he came here and I got to find out what a chill and cool dude he really was. So for you cry-baby complainers, get a life or go transfer to MIT where you can study yourself to death.