The State University of New York Binghamton

Binghamton has a lot of gays and stuck up bitches. This one kid was freestyling when I got there so i thought it was gonna be fun. Until i ate the food and got sick but i got to leave which was good. But before i ate the food i looked for some bitches but they all were so full of themselves. Too bad they all were fat and had no tits. The ones that haad tits were too fat. I went outside the dorm but it depressed me. There was flooding, and the sun never came. I imagine Hell is similar in many ways. Binghamton is an enigma. Alot of stuck up snobs at such a cheap place. IT doesnt make sense. I wasted my life at Binghamton, i only hope people learn from my mistakes.

2nd Year Male -- Class 2005

Perceived Campus Safety: C, Individual Value: F

I feel the need to mention that the reason the "Campus Security" rating is so high for binghamton is because we are in the middle of ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE

1st Year Female -- Class 2007

Typical Binghamton student: Rich spoiled Jewish person from Long Island who thinks he/she is tough and cool because of their hardknock hardcore suburban upbringing (sarcasm), or Korean from Queens/Brooklyn/Manhattan who thinks he/she is 'ghetto' (even though Asians are all rich math geniuses), who either could not get into or could not afford the Ivys/good private school. Hates being in Binghamton because it is "upstate" (which generally refers to anything other than Long Island) and thinks everything upstate is of inferior quality, and only goes here because it is "the best they could afford." Typical Binghamton student's weekend consists of getting wasted and "hooking up" with snotty Long Island skanks/horny drunken asshole fratboy guys who have sex every minute of the day. Typical Binghamton student went to Binghamton with half of their graduating class from Long Gayland High School so they have no need to make new friends, thereby isolating everyone from inferior non-Island areas, i.e Upstate. Typical Binghamton student studies, but not excessively, and doesn't care about learning. His/her main goal is to get back to "the city" as soon as humanly possible, and be wasted for most of their time here as to forget that they are in Binghamton and not in New York. Typical Binghamton student protests for the sake of protesting, and is an extreme mindless liberal, believing that rich people don't "really" deserve the money they make from hard, honest effort and that the white race is inferior and should bow down to black people and Asians and allow them easier access to school, jobs, etc. (Note: Doesn't racial equality mean all races are EQUAL, not that minorities deserve more rights than whites?) Typical Binghamton student thinks George Bush is a terrorist and Saddam Hussein was a great leader of a democratic nation that the imperialist, terrorist, US brutally invaded under command of Bin Bush. Typical Binghamton student fails to recognize that Saddam Hussein was a brutal murderer of his people and needed to be stopped, yet protests indicate otherwise.The bottom line is that students at Binghamton are a bunch of NYU rejects which consequently leads to a severe absence of school spirit, because of course Binghamton is just a rinky-dink shitty SUNY in the middle of cloudy, gloomy, redneck Upstate New York.

2nd Year Male -- Class 2006