The University of Massachusetts - Amherst

Date: Feb 17 2003
Major: Biology (This Major's Salary over time)
Hell! That pretty much describes this god forsaken place. Looking at the people around me makes me think that my opinion would not be generally supported. However, the students around me are kept complacent by a combination of excessive alcohol consumption and drug laced food(?) supplied by University Food Services. One thing that they won't tell you in the brochures or during orientation is that by enrolling in this university you give up all rights as a citizen of the US and put your fate in the hands of a fascist regime (and yes they do have rights to your first born) . Be prepared to fight for even your basic needs. Hungry? Need a shower? How about a place to hang your clothes? a place to park your car? a job? a required class? a book? Good luck!