Furman University

Date: Jun 19 2011
Major: Unknown (This Major's Salary over time)
Mashed potatoes and gravy? My ass! I don't think they serve more than pickles at this rat's nest. Fried chicken once a day for a meal? Yes, that's after you've spent four years in this dump, after which you get the privilege of gaining access to the delectable poultry. Admittedly, the food is not a selling point. So the professors are, you might wonder. Well, the truth is they are not! That is unless you aim to learn more about human sexuality! Oh yes, student-teacher relationships are not only permitted but they are often required for class. Rumor has it that lectures often consist of group activities. Additionally, inspired by the running of the bulls in Pamplona, professors and students here often engage in 'the run.' Professors often require students to rip off their blouses, burn their undergarments and run nude throughout the campus, for days without showering or sleeping. Those who fail to do so have the option of being whipped by donkey tails or doing a series of naked cartwheels in the fountain. I guess the only thing to say is that if this sounds of interest for you then I guess this is the school for you. Otherwise, watch out, be clear and prepare to march in the nude. Gitchy gitchy ya ya whooopeeeee!