MCPHS University

Date: Jun 23 2014
Major: Pharmacy (This Major's Salary over time)
Some people dismiss the haters as partiers who don't like to study. As a recent graduate, I never cared about the college social scene, and I HATED MY TIME AT MCPHS UNIVERSITY BOSTON CAMPUS!!!! They accept way more students than available study space at the school, I was in the past an idiot who used to actually make trips to the school to study, and WASTE DAMN TIME FINDING A SPOT!!!! Over time I would only study at the school if my classmates booked a spot for us, otherwise fuck that I would study at home, and found that if I needed to study in between classes/labs I would have enough time to go home in between, or wait in the same classroom for the next class.

While I was never very social in my time at the school, I would also say they should take that Good Neighbor juris-my-dicktion and shove it up their asses, as what happens off campus shouldn't get students punished by the school. If they get in trouble with the police, then that's enough punishment. In the worst case of any being arrested, just count jail time as unexcused absences.

At least in PharmD, not sure about other programs, the school intentionally accepts more students than allowed to fucking graduate! With all the money they have, I have fresh in my mind emails for a professional Etiquette Dinner during my final semester that just passed, for 5 or 10 FUCKING DOLLARS TO GO!!!! Why the fuck would they have NEEDED it to cost money with all the money they already fucking have, given that the student body is 10000000000000X the amount of available study space?

Only in my final semester did they finally upgrade the printer system to something that wasn't so fucking slow. To newcomers (God help you all): you have it lucky with that printing system. We used to have the computers always set to load each individual location by alphabetical order, and it would take a few fucking minutes for all printers to load, and wherever you were the first available ones would be in the nursing building, which would suck for all the poor fuckers in the main building who would have to wait fucking longer. Let's also not forget library printers running out of paper while you're waiting for your shit to print.

The student cells like to make this place look nice in their guided tours, and I made it my duty to shout what I really felt about the school in hearing range of those high schoolers. I don't even care what they thought, the ones who choose to come will realize that crank was right, unless they actually like it here in which case something's wrong with their heads.

I also had a brilliant idea in my exit survey of giving some other fucker's cell phone as the number I claim to be my own, as the school would only call me for donations, as though they're not already swimming in money. Unfortunately I heard that the school goes out of the way to find how to contact alumni, so fuck me, it seems that trick won't help. Only good thing I have to say is I have been very quickly accepted for a job interview after just graduating.