The University of Houston

Date: Apr 18 2010
Major: Communications (This Major's Salary over time)
I'm going to keep it simple and honest: worst. school. ever. I attended UH for two whole semesters before I transferred to a much better university—the best decision of my life. The Bursar's office is occupied by full-blown retards who do nothing all day but screw around. Paid your bill in full before the semester? Keep that receipt because they might not remember. Need financial aid? Even if you apply months in advance, don't count on getting it before fees are due for that semester. Of course, the academics are a joke. If you can count to 10, you're in. The atmosphere on campus is miserable. None of the students want to be there. Most of them make no attempt to socialize and remain cliquish with their friends from high school. Yeah, the school is diverse, but it hurts the campus camaraderie. There's no bar life, though I hear there's one new bar on campus now—I'm sure it's a blast. The school to which I transferred never had any of these problems. If you've received the piece of toilet paper UH calls an acceptance letter, think twice before enrolling. If it's too late and you're already knee-deep in that shit pile, get out and salvage your college life while you can. Godspeed.