The University of Rochester

Date: Jun 15 2005
Major: Other (This Major's Salary over time)
All I can say is that I partied away my (7) years at the U of R. The social life isn't fantastic, but I was never at a loss for a good party, or for a bunch of folks to rage with. The girls were friendly and open to a good time, the drink was easy to come by, and walking a mile in subzero temperatures through the 19th Ward just to grab a few drinks made The Beast taste all the more sweet.

My one regret, as the first paragraph would suggest, was that I did not take advantage of the truly fantastic academics that are available to those who will put in the effort. I spent too much time on the pipe and pint to really take from the school what I should have. If you go to the UofR, 4 words of wisdom: 1) Get into a good fraternity, with smart, down to earth, non-meatheady guys who you would be friends with anyway, because that is the only was that you will be privy to good parties and ladies. 2) Party your ass off, but take care of your sh-t first. 3) Look into some kind of a Psych major, or at least take a lot of psych classes, because that's where all the cute chicks are.

4) Get yourself a suite in Slater…