The University of Illinois Urbana - Champaign

If you are from a rich Chicago suburb and have had everything in life handed to you, then come here. If you can walk into a class, wink at the teacher, and get an A, then come here. If you think you can major in engineering, get drunk every night, and still graduate, then come here. If you are from China and will use your degree to benefit China, then come here. If you have had everything in life go your way and do not know what it is like to struggle or fail at anything, then come here. If you think you are smarter than someone who goes to Harvard, then come here.

If you are not one of the above, do not come here. If you have ever had to work hard for anything, then do not come here. If you have ever had to stay after math class for extra help, then do not come here. If you do not want to be looked down upon, do not come here. If you had to work hard for your ACT score, do not come here.In a nutshell, if you have everything in life go your way, this is the place for you! If it does not and you must make an effort for what you have, then you are better off elsewhere.

3rd Year Male -- Class 2012

Campus Aesthetics: A, Collaboration/Competitive: F

UIUC has been a horror the entire body of education law is designed to require not ever be possible. I am still via FOIA and otherwise finding stalking, extreme criminal damage incidents mostly created by long distance remote computer UIUC staff stalking with my DOB/SSN/other protected details, rage gender screaming for "make them into inappropriate gender jobs" and violent endangerment currently attempting to impose criminal fantasies from the UIUC on other parts of the US as if we are living as rich housewives and don't feel pain and some form of ugly unethical illegal witch burning including repeating "swearing" involving UIUC staff that my entire degree transcript awards lifetime income etc do not exist and are "gender looney". Waste of time and money that was 99.9% of the costs for pointless wreakage. Staff employees assault for life and stalk. Quit and go somewhere else but do it fast before they get this much information about who you are to keep stalking you with the UIUC computer systems that turn into public internet postings outside when UIUC admin takes them down, and are currently public internet posting any FOIA requests of the school to make the point of shut up or get this out of the UIUC.

1st Year Female -- Class 1922

Useful Schoolwork: A+, Individual Value: F