The University of California - Berkeley

UGLY Girls are a fact. I always thought that the college experience should involve more than obtaining a diploma. I envisioned a time and place where one could also date and meet girls. Its been said that the majority of married couples met while in college. Well unfortunately this is not the case for many at this school. Remember the high school crowd that studied really hard because they had no social life, because they were weird or unattractive? Well, they all got accepted into Berkeley. About 99% of all the women are ugly and the very few who are pretty are all in serious relationships. This observation is a revolving discussion at fraternity parties, so I'm not alone in my opinion. Chico State or Santa Barbara is where to go for the pretty girls.

5th Year Male -- Class 2002

Extracurricular Activities: A, Individual Value: F

First off the women here are horrible! Sometimes I think the campus must have sucked up all the beauty. There are some great minds on campus but most of them are self-absorbed in their own research to give a dam about the students. Like many of the UC’s the Asian population is out of control here. The other day when I was waiting at the bus stop I thought I was lost somewhere in China for a minute. The surrounding city is pretty Ghetto, which only leaves San Fran but who wants to fight it out in traffic to get there. Yes there is BART but it smells funny and the train is always loaded up weird liberal freaks. To do it over again I think I should have went to a smaller school like Caltech or Calpoly. Sometimes I get pissed off thinking I’m paying extra for grounds keepers and some ex Famous people who I’ll never actually take a class from.

4th Year Male -- Class 2004

Campus Aesthetics: A+, Social Life: F